I came across my copy of the class "Senior Paper." I'm decided to make the attempt to put all that information onto one page, then figure out where the yearbook is and see how much a problem it's going to be to scan some pictures in.  Grammar & spelling errors are intentional, I tried to transcript the book verbatim - after all, don't we all make mistakes?

    And remember - this was before the prevalent distribution of personal computers, and we did our word processing on typewriters, and copied with a mimeograph machine instead of a Xerox.

    Since the creation of this page, I have since scanned the whole book and converted into an Acrobat File.  The file size is 3.63 Mbytes, and is available to class members by request.

Production:  Cathy Sheets, Rory Glenn, Linda Kemp, Vicki Schmeltzer, Theresa Bowers, Beth Gutekunst, Karen Kuhlman, Scott Snoke, Brett Martin, Steve Cox, Dean Borgan, Debbie Thomas, Kurt Downhour, Bill Rudy

Sales:  Brett Martin, Scott Snoke

A special thanks goes to the Journalism class for helping staple.  To Mrs. Ety for puttin gup with the mess.  To Mrs. Keating for her advice.  To Mr. Dean for his "censorship" and to anyone else I may not have mentioned that had a hand in the production fo the Senior Paper.

    We, the Berne Union High School graduating class of 1981, in the town of Sugar Grove, the county of Fairfield, and the state of Ohio, being of sound mind and body as usual and in a much better temper than usual, do declare this our last will and testiment, rendering null and void any previous will made by us in a state of temporary optimism.

    The class is composed of eighty seperate and distinct individuals, each of which is disposing an ability or possession to worthy and/or needy underclassmen who are most certainly in dire need of them.

    In the manner so prescribed by law these abilities and possessions shall be disposed of as stated in this our last will and testament to all heirs and signees, our personal grants are as follows:

I, Greg Armstrong, being of sound mind and body, will my full head of hair to Mr. Pinney.  I leave my superior golfing abilities to Brian Kuhn, and my fantastic personality to Ed Holland, who needs it badly.  I also leave Berne Union Karen Kuhlman's body after I kill her.

I, Mark Ash, being of sound mind and body, leave my pole vaulting power to Chuck Deeds, my feet to Jason Humes and my x-ray vision to Superman.  I also will my good looks to any really desperate freshman who might need it, to next year's D.E. students we leave our ability to gather and arrange T. P. on Knicley's trees.

I, Terri Awalt, will my moose-baby position to a qualified junior, my shorthand ability to Shorthand I and my ability to control a class to Mrs. Ety.

I, Greg Azbell, leave all my lost golf balls to Brian Kuhn, Ed Holland and the rest of next season's golf team and all my broken tees to Mr. Funk.  I hope you guys have better luck looking for them than I did.

I, Bryan Barnhart, will my good looks to Scott Keating, a foot of height to Kevin holland, my outstanding jump-shot to Kevin Mitchell, on MICHIGAN t-shirt and lots of WOLVERINE Spirit to Christy Bell, a boyfriend to Kim Mitchell, and last of all six (6) free classes to Barney;'s School of Mooning to anyone interested, (females preferred); carry on the moon-shooting tradition.

I, Fran Meyers Barton, leave my ambition to strive ahead for a great relationship with a single and good-tempered guy to Billie Starner.  P.S. - Take my advice because I didn't.

I, Melinda Beale, leave to my sister, Brenda, the happiness and experience I gained through D.E. and competition, and to Mr. Knicley my ability to distinguish between the colors of blue and green.

I, Randy Behrens, in sound mind and body leave to any band member my cubby hole to anyone who is brave enough to clean it out.

I, Ray Boerstler, will my locker to an inexperienced freshman and my ability to get away with things to Chuck Rudy.

I, Dean Borgan, being of sound mind and almost sound body hereby bequeath my ability to own and drive fast Cheverolets to all the junior Ford and Moped racers.

I, Theresa Bowers, will my story telling to Missy downour, my "Rocket Custom" to anyone who would be proud of our school and teams and someone who shows a lot of spirit.  I want to thank Teresa Cross for the paper she allowed me to use in Typing II since I hardly had any.

(Charles Braden left no will)

I, Gerald Carney, hereby leave my ability to pass school to any returning O.W.E. student who may need it (all of them).  I also leave my abilities to hunt deer to Tony Bonhomme, my ability to fish goes to Mr. harris, who pays to catch little 'ole trout, my great cooking ability to Kurt Eden, and finally my cast goes to Bill White, who may need it next year.  On behalf of the whole O.W.E. class, I leave my ability to play dodgeball to Mr. Knicley's class, and my ability to take a joke goes to Randy Lyons.

I, Patty Cass, to the underclassmen leave my locker that I never used because it doesn't have a door, so be prepared to share with someone else!  I also leave my parking space to Connie Callander, so she can't block anyone in!

(Patricia Coffill left no will)

I, Steve Cox, being of sound mind and body (for the first time!) leave my ability to catch a football to any oncoming freshman who, if by chance, is worse than me... I would like to leave my humble ability to get along with the girls at the "Big B.U." to Mark Powers, because he's desperate, too.  Finnaly I would like to leave my ability as a good driver to none other than Marsha, because she needs all the help she can get.

I, Scott Davis, will any courage to Pat Moody so he will get enough to ask Diane Dupler to the prom.  And I will my intelligence to all my underclassmen, everything else I will to the winds and I will let the dust settle it.

I, Teresa Deeds, will my "Vera" to Nancy Sharp.

I, Mark A. Diddle, being of sound mind and body, leave my government book to any willing junior.

I, Kurt Downhour, will my ability to argue for two (2) study halls at the beginning of the year and never go to them throughout the year to all upcoming seniors. I also will my ability to realize that we are here to have fun and get crazy without worrying my head off about grades toi ALL 3.5 and up students at B.U.

I, Jeanette Downour, will my ability to stay colm about things to Mrs. Keating.  My flag twirling ability to Alice Clelland, the ability to resist to Tammy Moore, and I also will my ability to cheer and keep up the B.U. spirit (whatever little there is!) to Diane Hedges!

I, Dannett Drake, will my gymnastic abilities to Ronda McCrady and my volleyball sets to Chris Gierhart.  Good luck to both of you in the years to come.

I, David A. Drumm, being of almost sound mind and body do hereby will my ability to skip classes and roam the halls of B.U. without getting caught to the junior class.  I also will to the juniors the ability ot get CRAZY, and I leave what is left of my locker to the unfortunate freshman who will inherit it.

I, Diane Dupler, will my moose-baby position to Stacey Simmons, my responsibility to Scott Keating, because he's too responsible, and my ability to run the halls to my brother Doug.

I, Sherri England, will my ability to not pick on others to Mr. Pinney, to all the underclassmen I wish you luck in history and government.  I would laso like to will my ability to not let false rumors bother me and being able to ignore all the insensitive people in this world (because ther are a lot of them.)

I, Jenny Shiltz Ervin, will my maternity clothes to Mrs. Ety, because I hope she'll need them soon.

I, Rory Glenn, will my locker to some poor innocent soul, I wish the juniors the best of luck next year.  I will my position as a teacher's aide to anyone who would like little kids.

I, Debbie Griggs, will my "2 for 1" coupons to Stacey Simmons and Terri Walters.

I, Dean Groves, will my locker to an adolescent freshman, my books to whomever may want to further their education, my smarts to Damon Alten (Who will need them), and last of all I will my ability to achieve all classes to all the juniors.

I, Beth Gutekunst, in sound mind and body, leave my National Honor Society pin to my brother Paul; English 12 to all incoming seniors; my locker to any new freshman, my bass clarinet to any bandie who wants it, and my T.I. 30 to all Algebra II students, if there are any.

I, Polly Hagan, will leave my will to Kathy Kilbarger, I leave you all of my intelligence of getting into trouble with Mr. Piney.  Have fun in the year to come.

I, Scott Heston, leave my height to Kevin Holland, my desire to play team ball to the B.U. basketball team, and I leave all my teachers to anyone who wants them.

I, Nanette Hiatt, will to my sister, Holly, the upper portion of my body, and my portion of the bathroom, I will all my money to my mother, and I will to Debbie Kemp all my books since she likes to borrow them.

I, Shena Hiles, leave office messenger to any junior who might like to have it.  I let any junior do anything they can in F.H.A. such as participating in all the activities, and my locker to any freshman.

I, Mark Johnson, leave my football jersey number 50 to Scott Ash, I hope he doesn't disgrace that number, my art talent goes to whoever needs it, and my soccer talent to Chuck Deeds, he needs all the help he can get.

I, Tommy Johnston, will Mindy Sigler my ability to drive.

I, Trudi Johnston, am not leaving anyone anything of mine because I want and need it.

I, Linda Kemp, will my ability to get straight A's in government to any junior that will need it next year, adn my ability to stay trim to my sister, Linda.

I, Heather Knox, will my ability to try anything once to my brother, Bruce and my chest to my sister Paige.

I, Betty Krile, will my behavior to Melanie Hamilton, my good grades to Diane Schneider, and my ability to read to Darrin Poston.

I, Karen Kuhlman, will my height of 5'6" to Stacey Simmons, who has almost made it to 5', for volleyball season next year.  Also, I will my flag twirling ability to anyone who wants it, because I sure don't, I also will my cheerleading ability to Amy.

I, Patrick Long, being of a questionable state of mind and body do bequeath my english and government books to whomever is crazy enough to want them.  My ability to cause trouble but stay out of it goes to the class of 1986 (the land kids).

I, Randy Lyons, leave Jeff Lane my government book.

I, Brett A. Martin, would like to leave certain possession to certain lower classmen.  First, to a future swim team, I leave my locker.  On rainy days, the locker will make a great place to practice.  Next, I'd like to will muy ability to create classic puns to any junior who is planning to take advanced mathematics next year.  Believe me, with Mr. Friend in there, you'll need something to keep you awake.  finally, I will best wishes upon all lower classmen, in hopes that they'll have the greatest year ever.

I, Jerry Miller, bequesth to the 1981-82 O.W.E. students a room full of girls!!

I, Pat Moody, leave my locker to an unthankful freshman so he can have his lunches and gum ripped off, my ability to dring without getting caught to Steve Shaw, because God knows he needs it, and my ditch in the luch like to Mike Boerstler.

I, James Moore, being of half sound mind and sound body hereby bequeath my ability to get into trouble to Scott Keating, my sense of humor to anyone who wants it, and my legal mind to Mr. Funk.

I, Cindy Morris, will all my abilities to the following:  My ability to sing to Brenda Sigler, my ability to play alto horn and a French horn to Debbie Heston, my ability to march to all the new rookies, my ability to be a good squad leader and my patience to work with two rookies without loosing my cool to Shannon Perkins. I will the rest of my abilities to whoever wants them.

I, Marsha Noice, leave my gavel and my parking space for the dumb fool who is next years D.E. President.

I, Allan Nutter, leave my intelligence to Chris Smith and Brian Kuhn, my basketball bility to the freshman basketball team, they need it (ha ha).  I will mike Boerstler all my sweat socks, to Mr. Chesser my ability to dress neat, and to Kent Mitchell I will my ability to run distances without throwing up.

I, Lori Nye, will my good luck for not getting into trouble to Jill Marion or anyone else who wants it.

I, Bob Queen, will my business law grades to Kent Mitchell, my history and English grades to Damon Alten and my ability to stay out of trouble to Dan Ruth.

I, Robin M. Roop, will to Ronda McCrady my setting abilities and my ace serve to Lisa Kader, to any rookie I leave my softball catching gear.

I, Bill Rudy, will my ability to read and pay attention at the same during class to Pat Hughes.  (Even though he is already good at it.)

I, Todd Ruff, will my ability to play defense in basketball to Chuck Rudy, he sure can use it, and 3 inches of my height to Kevin Holland, that way he won't be the smallest guy on the court then.

I, Vicki Schmeltzer, am leaving my worn-out rubber bum feet to Connie Callendar, my hair on my head to Connie Wright, my good locker to the lucky newcomer of the freshman class, my shaving vream to Connie Callendar, my singing ability to Susan Armstrong and also my diets to Susan Armstrong.

I, Eric Schmidt, will my ability to invent new, crude sayings and actions to Chris Warfield, my craziness to the junior class, there's enough to go around, my car's gas mileage to anyone that wants it, my ability to get good grades without studying to Yolanda Durose, my big "boat" shoes to Homer Circle, and my Key 33 and Key 52 to Mr. Hess.

I, Greg Schneider, will my good looks and my ability to tie a tie to Mr. Friend, my money to Julie, because she'll end up with it anyway, my Mazda RX-7 top Kevin Holland to putt around in, my intelligence to gina Couch to help her make it through school, and my TI-55 to next year's advanced math class.

I, Cathy Sheets, will my possessions and persons to the following:  leadership in the flute section to be divided equally to Yolonda Durose and Heidi Schmidt; Annabelle to be played and taken care of by Julie C., 1st tenor sax in Jazz Rock to lori Matheny; best wishes in pride and maintenance of discipline to the next year's seniors in the band; and lastly, good luck to the girl who is rewarded "Miss Berne Union" for the next Sweet Corn Festival.  If you want to know anything, Miss B.U. just call me.

I, Ray Shonebarger, would like to leave all the tables and chairs and desks to the school.

I, Rebecca Shumaker, will leave all my quietness to Cindy Wilson.

I, Mindy Sigler, do not wish to leave anything to this school, because I'm too good!!!

I, Mark Slaten, give nothing, to anyone for I am taking it with me!

I, Donna Smith, will to Christ Gierhart and Karen VerDow Mr. Billy Neck, to Stacy simmons my curfew, to Chris Gierhart my artistic ability and my car keys, and to Lori Matheny a pair of seats without a "freeny."

I, Scott Snoke, will my ability to be slow to the junior class so that they can annoy the teachers as much as I have, I, also, will my ability to procrastinate to the juniors.

I, Robert T. Theller, leave my ability to stop a car with a telephone pole to Andy Reed.

I, Deborah Ann Thomas, in an attempt to appear of sound mind and body, hereby will the following:  to my sister, Diana, I leave my height, my calculator and my mind; to all the people who don't get along with teachers, I leave my ability to brown-nose; to the juniors, I leave my ability to always find an excuse to be in the halls; to Chris Croft, I leave my ability to speak, and I also leave him the ability not to "cheat' when writing letters!  To Mrs. Ety I leave a clean and uncluttered commercial room; and to everyone I leave behind, I leave my memory.

I, Jerry Thrush, being of sound mind and body (debatable!!!), hereby leave my basketball palming ability to Scott Keating and Chuck Rudy, my patience and understanding to Dwayne Hurst and Kevin Mitchell, my ability to pass tests without studying to both my sisters, and our ability to toilet paper to nexst year's senior D.E. class.

I, Chris VerDow, will my motorcycle to Tim Kuhlman, (at least mine runs!), my bench sitting ability in baseball to Lonnie Roberts, may it serve him well, and I will one slightly used Mille Borne game to the curretn French teacher.

I, Jo Ann Whittington, will to my brother, Jeff, my ability to stay out of trouble and to get along with teachers, to my sister, Jill, I leave my levelheadedness around school, and to anyone who wants it bad enough, I will my position as 4a office messenger.  (Good luck in trying to get it!!!)

I, Mike Wright, will to all the lower classmen the ability to attract lucious, lovely ladies and the ability to know what to do, to Harry Keller, I leave my charm and good looks, and to all those who are not that fond of mmm-wah (moi), I leave my slightly used shorts

Name: Mark Anthony Ash
Nickname:  A. J. Kamikaze
Favorite Food:  Lasagna, Pizza, and Taco salad
Favorite Song:  Must Have Been a Party & Freakin at the Freaker's Ball
Favorite Color:  Midnight Black
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Matthews
Favorite Class:  Government
Favorite Writer:  J.R.R. Tolkein & Edgar Rice Bounghow
Favorite Artist:  Beatles & Styx
3 Favorite Words:  "Take it easy!"
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing
Favorite Commercial:  Desinex
Pet Peeve:  Brown nosers and those people who take all the credit for your work
Remember Most:  "My first ?"
Ambition:  To own a small plane and fly in the Air Force - a Thunderbird pilor.
Hero/Heroine:  John Wayne & Minnie Mouse
Change Name To:  Zues Ayatollah Abdul
Favorite Way to Flirt:  In the dark with my hands

Name:  Terri Awalt
Nickname:  Hugie
Favorite Food:  Flounder with Deviled Crab
Favorite Song:  Tomorrow
Favorite Color:  Red
Favorite Teacher:  All, & Moose Daddy
Favorite Class:  Shorthand
Favorite Writer:  John Steinbeck
Favorite Artist:  REO Speedwagon
3 Favorite Words:  "Don't hurt me"
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Fighting
Favorite Commercial:  General Electric Appliances
Pet Peeve:  Prejudice people
Remember Most:  Visiting Mrs. Keatings yard. Diane falling and scraping her knees and arms, and slipping in front of Diane Hedges at the ball game.
Ambition:  Go to college, be successful & own a Mercedes Sport
Hero/Heroine:  Bret Martin because he knows how to rule.
Change Name To:  Ashley
Favorite Way to Flirt:  None

Name:  Greg Randall Azbell
Nickname:  Snurb
Favorite Food:  Lasagna & Pizza
Favorite Song:  "99" by Toto
Favorite Color:  Bright blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Giglio
Favorite Class:  10th Grade English
Favorite Writer:  George Lucas
Favorite Artist:  Ralph McQuarrie
3 Favorite Words:  Shannon, boom & alright
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Talking face to face with strangers
Favorite Commercial:  The Oscar Meyer commercial witht he boy and his little brother on the steps, singing, "My bologna has a first name..."
Pet Peeve:  People who think they have to get drunk or high to have a good time.
Remember Most:  My very first date date (pizza, movie - "1941" with T.A.); going to Lancaster Vocational School & Meeting new friends; & meeting S.P.
Ambition:  To advance in my drafting job at diamond Power, to become a good photographer, & to win the heart of S.P.
Hero/Heroine:  Luke Skywalker
Change Name To:  None
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Smile

Name:  Bryan Scott Barnhart
Nickname:  Barney, Julius Toby, & Arson Barney
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  "Longer"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr Matthews
Favorite Class:  Physics
Favorite Writer:  Dr. Seues
Favorite Artist:  Mark Johnson
3 Favorite Words:  Toby, boom baby & Moonman
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing
Favorite Commercial:  Cathy Rigby gymnist specials
Pet Peeve:  Underclassmen
Remember Most:  Barney and Nut coming home from the basketball preview, "The night the double moon shined brightly."
Ambition:  To be a millionaire, shoot the hoop & associate with pretty women.
Hero/Heroine:  Julius Erving & Gertrude Ederle
Change Name To:  Julius Arson Tobious Barnkowski
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Use of eyes.

Name:  Frances Barton
Nickname:  Curly
Favorite Food:  Spaghetti
Favorite Song:  "Celebration"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  None
Favorite Class:  D.E.
Favorite Writer:  Poe
Favorite Artist:  Air Supply
3 Favorite Words:  Yes, no and maybe
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Listening
Favorite Commercial:  Stroh a party
Pet Peeve:  Two-faced snobs
Remember Most:  Sleeping in the halls at D.E. competition
Ambition:  To become a Ewing
Hero/Heroine:  Mickey Mouse
Change Name To:  Sam
Favorite Way to Flirt:  None

Name:  Melinda Burdetta Beale
Nickname:  Mindy
Favorite Food:  Steak & Mushrooms
Favorite Song:  "A Little Bit in Love"
Favorite Color:  Purple
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety & Mr. Knicely
Favorite Class:  English parties & D.E.
Favorite Writer:  Judith Kranty
Favorite Artist:  Cliff Richards
3 Favorite Words:  Whatever, fine
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing
Favorite Commercial:  Pepsi summer & winter
Pet Peeve:  People who show no consideration for others.
Remember Most:  D.E.C.A. competition
Ambition:  To be a travel agent
Hero/Heroine:  None
Change Name To:  I wouldn't
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Body language

Name:  Randy Eugene Behrens
Nickname:  None
Favorite Food:  All food
Favorite Song:  "Lady"
Favorite Color:  Purple
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Weimer
Favorite Class:  Band
Favorite Writer:  Alfred Hitchcock
Favorite Artist:  None
3 Favorite Words:  None
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing letters
Favorite Commercial:  Strohs Beer commercial
Pet Peeve:  People who walk the halls
Remember Most:  All the fun I had at band camp
Ambition:  None
Hero/Heroine:  None
Change Name To:  None
Favorite Way to Flirt:  With the eyes

Name:  Ray Boerstler
Nickname:  Burly
Favorite Food:  Pizza, Cherry Delight, and Box Lunch
Favorite Song:  "Keep On Loving You"
Favorite Color:  Maroon
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Bussiness Law
Favorite Writer:  None
Favorite Artist:  McGuffey Lane
3 Favorite Words:  Let's make love
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Letters
Favorite Commercial:  "...Was it me or my Toyota?"
Pet Peeve:  None
Remember Most:  Going to school in South Carolina
Ambition:  To be a diesel mechanic
Hero/Heroine:  Burt Reynolds
Change Name To:  Tyrone Malone Jaworsky
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Take her out and go for it

Name:  Dean Alan Borgan
Nickname:  Italian Stallion and Borganism
Favorite Food:  Breast and thigh of Chicken
Favorite Song:  "Big Balls"
Favorite Color:  Cherry Red
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Bill Huston
Favorite Class:  Wood and metals shop
Favorite Writer:  John Lennon
Favorite Artist:  AC/DC
3 Favorite Words:  Sex, drugs, & Rock-n-Roll
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Long Distance
Favorite Commercial:  Waffleoos
Pet Peeve:  Fords, Mopars, and Police
Remember Most:  Mindy R. and Dana E.
Ambition:  Rid the earth of Fords and Mopars
Hero/Heroine:  Ted Nugent
Change Name To:  None
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Tongue

Name:  Theresa Bowers
Nickname:  Ida, Theresa Teren Rerea
Favorite Food:  Potatoe Soup, French Fries, and Ham
Favorite Song:  "He's Alive," "Lady," and "Celebration
Favorite Color:  Yellow
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety, Mrs. Keating, Mis. Sommers, and Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  English
Favorite Writer:  Pearl Buck
Favorite Artist:  Kenny Rogers, and Larry Wentz
3 Favorite Words:  It's been real!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing letters
Favorite Commercial:  Dr. Pepper
Pet Peeve:  Jeanette Downour saying she hates my stories in English, but she really loves them.
Remember Most:  All the good time I had in cheerleading, senior class play, tricking Mr. Chesser, telling stories in English, and Honor Society.
Ambition:  To be a successful secretary & marry Gene
Hero/Heroine:  Jesus Christ
Change Name To:  Theresa Teren Rerea
Favorite Way to Flirt:  None

Name:  Charles Braden
Nickname:  Chicken Man
Favorite Food:  Cheeseburgers
Favorite Song:  "I Love You More Than I Can Say"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Buerhaus
Favorite Class:  Mr. Buerhaus'
Favorite Writer:  None
Favorite Artist:  None
3 Favorite Words:  None
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  None
Favorite Commercial:  None
Pet Peeve:  People calling me dumby
Remember Most:  Getting beat by Mr. Buerhaus
Ambition:  Going in the Army and get married
Hero/Heroine:  Steve Martin
Change Name To:  None
Favorite Way to Flirt:  None

Name:  Gerald Carney
Nickname:  Harold
Favorite Food:  Peanut Butter
Favorite Song:  "People that Died"
Favorite Color:  Gold
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Harris
Favorite Class:  OWE
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite Artist:  Pink Floyd
3 Favorite Words:  Turn me on!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Sign language
Favorite Commercial:  Strohs (Close Encounters)
Pet Peeve:  Gossip
Remember Most:  Dodgeball & other "Sports" in OWE & also Woods' parties
Ambition:  Go north and make big money
Hero/Heroine:  Ted Nugent
Change Name To:  None
Favorite Way to Flirt:  At gun point

Name:  Patty Case
Nickname:  Cow OPatty
Favorite Food:  Sub Sandwiches
Favorite Song:  "The Best of Time"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  English Parties
Favorite Writer:  John Green-Leaf Whittier
Favorite Artist:  Styx
3 Favorite Words:  Whatever & who cares
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writting
Favorite Commercial:  Pepsi
Pet Peeve:  The "New" carpet smell in the D.E. room!
Remember Most:  DECA activities
Ambition:  To grow 5 inches taller, so I can reach my car pedals.
Hero/Heroine:  The Hulls
Change Name To:  Any name that a song has not been made about!
Favorite Way to Flirt:  None

Name:  Patricia M. Coffill
Nickname:  Tisha
Favorite Food:  BBQ Spare Ribs
Favorite Song:  "In Your Letter" by REO Speedwagon
Favorite Color:  Green
Favorite Teacher:  None
Favorite Class:  None
Favorite Writer:  Charles Dickens
Favorite Artist:  Michael Angelo
3 Favorite Words:  Knock yourself out!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Telephone
Favorite Commercial:  QFM 96
Pet Peeve:  Someone being something they're not!
Remember Most:  Being the sophmore attend for football in 1979
Ambition:  To be healthy and very happy
Hero/Heroine:  Burt Reynolds
Change Name To:  Crystal Darlene
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Giving them the eye

Name:  Rory Glenn
Nickname:Knee High
Favorite Food:  Pastries
Favorite Song:  "Coming Soon"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Keating
Favorite Class:  English
Favorite Writer:  William buchanan
Favorite Artist:  Barry Manilow
3 Favorite Words:  None
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Talking on the phone
Favorite Commercial:  Mean Joe Green for Coke
Pet Peeve:  People who take other peoples lunch
Remember Most:  Going to F.S.B.
Ambition:  To get RICH
Hero/Heroine:  The Duke
Change Name To:  Jeniffer Marie
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Not quite sure

Name:  Deborah Ann Greggs
Nickname:  Griggsy, Lefty, & Cheerios
Favorite Food:  Steak, Scalloped Potatoes, Corn, Pizza & Etc...
Favorite Song:  "More Than I Can Say" & Get Away"
Favorite Color:  Blue, Black & Maroon
Favorite Teacher:  Bret Martin
Favorite Class:  Class of "81"
Favorite Writer:  None
Favorite Artist:  None
3 Favorite Words:  "What's going on?" & "Go for it!"
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing letters
Favorite Commercial:  Dr. Pepper and the Pepsi commercial when a bunch of puppies jump on top of the little boy who is sitting on the ground
Pet Peeve:  My sister, who always takes everything I own.
Remember Most:  When Hopi had his party, (some cheerleaders, and some of us basketball players got suspended for 10 days.
Ambition:  Traveling around, and then live in California.  (Later owning a business with a partner.
Hero/Heroine:  Rocky & Wonder Woman
Change Name To:  Mrs Deborah whatever. (About 10 years from now)
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Watching every move with the eyes!

Name:  Dean Groves
Nickname:  Chachi
Favorite Food: Big Juicy steak, pizza, apple pie, & mostly mexican foods.
Favorite Song:  "Back on the Road" by REO Speedwagon
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Moran
Favorite Class:  English
Favorite Writer:  None
Favorite Artist:  McGuffy Lane
3 Favorite Words:  "Go for it"
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Telephone
Favorite Commercial:  Box Car Willie
Pet Peeve:  Girls that don't shave their underarms.
Remember Most:  Passing high School
Ambition:  To be a welder and make money
Hero/Heroine:  Clint Eastwood
Change Name To:  Richard Pryor
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Pinch girls

Name:  Steven Alan Cox
Nickname:  Beanie
Favorite Food:  Steak
Favorite Song:  "We've Got The Night" & "School's Out Forever"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  History
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite Artist:  Kenny Rogers
3 Favorite Words:  None
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing
Favorite Commercial:  Coke commercial with Mean Jor Greene.
Pet Peeve:  D.E. Class and Government tests
Remember Most:  My last varsity football game with Pickerington and my senior year football homecoming dance.
Ambition:  Get rich quick so I wont't have to work longer than I have to.
Hero/Heroine:  Clint Eastwood
Change Name To:  Michael Anthony
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Staring

Name:  Alex Daubenmire
Nickname:  Big Al
Favorite Food:  Big Mac
Favorite Song:  "Back in Black"
Favorite Color:  Red
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  Gym
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allan Por
Favorite Artist:  Pat Benetar
3 Favorite Words:  Take it easy!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Fighting
Favorite Commercial:  The Pepsi Commercial (Now you see it, now you don't)
Pet Peeve:  Getting ripped off in the locker room.
Remember Most:  My first "____?"
Ambition:  To break the worlds record in the mile.
Hero/Heroine:  Bugs Bunny
Change Name To:  Bob Hannah
Favorite Way to Flirt:  In the dark

Name:  James Scott Davis
Nickname:  Poodle
Favorite Food:  Breast and thigh of chicken
Favorite Song:  REO Speedwagon (Riding The Storm Out)
Favorite Color:  Two-tone Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Dan Tanna
Favorite Class:  OWE Physics
Favorite Writer:  Suese
Favorite Artist:  REO Speedwagon, AC/DC, & The Cars
3 Favorite Words:  Lets get goi'in, get crazy, let's get losse, say bicycle
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Thinking about a way of communicating, without communicating together
Favorite Commercial:  Nair, of Pepsi
Pet Peeve:  The girls of Berne Union that are so stuck up and won't go to the prom with you.
Remember Most:  Going to columbus with a van loaded w/a bunch of girls and guys that could get in trouble for getting crazy with me and Pat because they were goody-goddie
Ambition:  To be able to date all the girls that I want
Hero/Heroine:
Change Name To:  Seymore Freely
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Putting my arm around a girl and getting real close and whispering sweet nothings in her ear.

Name:  Teresa Deeds
Nickname:  Vera
Favorite Food:  Mashed Potatoes qith "Beth" gravy
Favorite Song:  "The Winner Takes It All"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Hess
Favorite Class:  Journalism
Favorite Writer:  None
Favorite Artist:  Barbara Streisand
3 Favorite Words:  Thing-a-ma-giggy
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing Letters
Favorite Commercial:  Cat Chow
Pet Peeve:  When people always go to the restrooms.
Remember Most:
Ambition:  To become a registered nurse
Hero/Heroine:  None
Change Name To:   Tamela
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Wink

Name:  Mark A. Diddle
Nickname:  None
Favorite Food:  Mexican Food
Favorite Song:  "Rawhide"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Keating
Favorite Class:  Gym
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite Artist:  Roy clark
3 Favorite Words:  None
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Telephone
Favorite Commercial:  None
Pet Peeve:  Math tests & B.U. buses
Remember Most:  None
Ambition:  None
Hero/Heroine:  The Greatest American Hero
Change Name To:  Leave as is
Favorite Way to Flirt:  None

Name:  Kurtis Lee Downhour
Nickname:  Hopi
Favorite Food:  Fried Chicken, Blackeye Peas, Turnip Greens & Watermelon
Favorite Song:  "Freebird" & "Ridin' the Storm Out"
Favorite Color:  Black
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Hess
Favorite Class:  None
Favorite Writer:  Tommy Shaw (Styx)
Favorite Artist:  Keven Cronin (R.E.O.)
3 Favorite Words:  "No guts, No Glory" & "I'll play your silly games"
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Screaming across the Grand Canyon
Favorite Commercial:  Budweiser taste buds
Pet Peeve:  People that do nothing byt B____.
Remember Most:  My birthday party and all the rest to come.
Ambition:  Become a vet. and get crazier in the process.
Hero/Heroine:  Stan the maintenance man
Change Name To:  I. M. Stoned
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Expressions

Name:  Jeanette Downour
Nickname:  J.D.
Favorite Food:  None
Favorite Song:  "Nights are Forever"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Keating & Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Senior English
Favorite Writer:  Milton
Favorite Artist:  Karen Kuhlman
3 Favorite Words:  Boom Baby, Do it to it, & Howie
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Telephone
Favorite Commercial:  Oscar Meyer
Pet Peeve:  Listening to Theresa Bowers in first period English
Remember Most:  The water fountain disease of "1980" ending ?
Ambition:  To work for a law firm
Hero/Heroine:  The Greatest American Hero
Change Name To:  Tausha Marie Nutter
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Wink

Name:  DANNETTE K. Drake
Nickname:  Dee
Favorite Food:  Lasagna, Chicken & Dumplings
Favorite Song:  "Gettaway & Take it on the Run"
Favorite Color:  Yellow
Favorite Teacher:  Groucho (Mr. Matthews), and Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Bussiness Math II
Favorite Writer:  Tommy Shaw (Styx)
Favorite Artist:  Barbara Streisand
3 Favorite Words:  "Poor  baby," & "Huh"
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing Letters
Favorite Commercial:  Oscar Meyer & Diet Pepsi
Pet Peeve:  People who talk about others personal problems
Remember Most:  The ride back from Fisher when we won the football game, When Mr. Matthews sat in a chair and it fell to the floor, Kurt's party, and prom night.
Ambition:  Go on the college and become a secretary, and also, to be an instructor in a dance studio
Hero/Heroine:  Olga Korbit
Change Name To:  Shauna Marie
Favorite Way to Flirt:  With my eyes

Name:  David A Drumm
Nickname:  Drummy
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  "Flirtin with disaster," "Keep on Loving You," & "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Favorite Color:  Red & Black
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Hess
Favorite Class:  Physics
Favorite Writer:  None
Favorite Artist:  REO Speedwagon, & Styx
3 Favorite Words:  Go for it!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Letters
Favorite Commercial:  Strohs Beer
Pet Peeve:  People who think they are better than other people
Remember Most:  The parties and get togethers, Locker raids, typing, & scandals.
Ambition:  To marry a terrific lady and to be very happy.  Also, have a lot of money, not rich, but enough to get by, then some.
Hero/Heroine:  None
Change Name To:  Keep it the way it is
Favorite Way to Flirt:  With my eyes

Name:  Diane Elizabeth Dupler
Nickname:  Miss Piggy, Poop, & Nellie
Favorite Food:  Ice cream
Favorite Song:  "Two Out of Three" & "Take it On the Run"
Favorite Color:  Purple
Favorite Teacher:  Several
Favorite Class:  Physics
Favorite Writer:  Swift
Favorite Artist:  Barbara Streisand
3 Favorite Words:  I talkd too muck to have just three!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Talking on the telephone
Favorite Commercial:  The Coast commercial with the guy on the Wake-Up-America Show.
Pet Peeve:  People who don't use their turn signals
Remember Most:  Playing "Crack the whip" in cheerleading, my freshman year, Kurt's party, & Speech class.
Ambition:  To become responsible, & to meet William Shatner
Hero/Heroine:  William Shatner (Captain Kirk)
Change Name To:  I like my present name.
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Facial expressions

Name:  Sherri Lyn England
Nickname:  None
Favorite Food:  Dill pickles & Lasagna
Favorite Song:  "Hello Again," & "You Needed Me"
Favorite Color:  Sky Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean, Mrs. Ety, & Mr. Knicely
Favorite Class:  Gov't, English, & Sr. DE
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite Artist:  Styx, Barbara Streisand
3 Favorite Words:  So what & I know
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing notes (not being honest with people)
Favorite Commercial:  A Coke and a smile
Pet Peeve:  People who only look out for themselves and don't care who they hurt.
Remember Most:  August 3, DECA meeting, DE competition and the month of April.
Ambition:  To live life to the fullest, to take life one day at a time and to learn from my mistakes.
Hero/Heroine:  Tom Slleck (Magnum)
Change Name To:  Tonyette Marie
Favorite Way to Flirt:  With my eyes

Name:  Jenny (Shiltz) Ervin
Nickname:  Jenny
Favorite Food:  Tacos
Favorite Song:  "California Dreamin'"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Shorthand
Favorite Writer:  J.R.R. Tolkein
Favorite Artist:  Paul Stanley
3 Favorite Words:  That"s Life
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Letters
Favorite Commercial:  Life Cereal commercial with Mikey
Pet Peeve:  People who don't have feelings for other people.
Remember Most:  Shorthand II and Office Practice
Ambition:  To be a top executive secretary
Hero/Heroine:  My husband, Bob
Change Name To:
Favorite Way to Flirt:  I don't flirt since I'm married

Name:  Elizabeth Anne Gutekunst
Nickname:  Beff & Beth
Favorite Food:  Fried Shrimp
Favorite Song:  "Smokey Mountain Rain"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Shorthand
Favorite Writer:  Jonathan Swift
Favorite Artist:  Kenny Rogers
3 Favorite Words:  Too late in the year
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Yelling and Screaming
Favorite Commercial:  Meow Mix commercial
Pet Peeve:  Slow people in halls
Remember Most:  Going to school at FSB, Showboat, State Band contest & my first day at B.U.
Ambition:  To work as a secretary
Hero/Heroine:  None
Change Name To:  Kandi Anne
Favorite Way to Flirt:  None

Name:  Polly Hagan
Nickname:  Alpine Polly
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  All out of Love
Favorite Color:  Green
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Art
Favorite Writer:  Agatha Christie
Favorite Artist:  Air Supply
3 Favorite Words:  Miller Time Again
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Talking
Favorite Commercial:  Stroh a party
Pet Peeve:  Ricknecks
Remember Most:  My old school
Ambition:  Get more out of life
Hero/Heroine:  Tom & Jerry
Change Name To:  Tweety
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Ignore them

Name:  Dee Henderson
Nickname:  Dee
Favorite Food:  Lobster
Favorite Song:  "Keep Pushing On"
Favorite Color:  Yellow
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Shorthand I
Favorite Writer:  Steinbeck
Favorite Artist:  REO
3 Favorite Words:  None
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Telephone
Favorite Commercial:  Puppy Chow
Pet Peeve:  None
Remember Most:  None
Ambition:  Be rich
Hero/Heroine:  None
Change Name To:  None
Favorite Way to Flirt:  None

Name:  Scott Heston
Nickname:  Chick
Favorite Food:  Sea Food
Favorite Song:  "Always and Forever"
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Roland
Favorite Class:  Biology
Favorite Writer:  None
Favorite Artist:  Leo Sayer
3 Favorite Words:  "Go for it"
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing
Favorite Commercial:  Nair, because I like short shorts.
Pet Peeve:  Janie
Remember Most:  18 rebounds at the basketball game with Canal.
Ambition:  Become a well-known taxidermist
Hero/Heroine:  Jerry Lucas
Change Name To:  Herman
Favorite Way to Flirt:  My wife won't let me!

Name:  Nanette Hiatt
Nickname:  Nanny
Favorite Food:  Steak
Favorite Song:  "Keep On Lovin' You & The Best of Time
Favorite Color:  Yellow
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Shorus and English
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite Artist:  Pat Bentatar
3 Favorite Words:  "Don't be ignorant"
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Whispering
Favorite Commercial:  Messy Marvin
Pet Peeve:  The great smell of the DE room and DE breakfast
Remember Most:  Football Games
Ambition:  Get married
Hero/Heroine:  Clint Eastwood
Change Name To:  Samantha Dotts
Favorite Way to Flirt:  No need to

Name:  Shena Mae Hiles
Nickname:  Shemi Co Co Bop
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song: The Tide is High
Favorite Color:  Purple
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Moran
Favorite Class:  Child Dev.
Favorite Writer:  William Buchanan
Favorite Artist:  Olivia Newton-John
3 Favorite Words:  friendship, food, and fun
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  fighting and writing
Favorite Commercial:  Purina Cat Chow
Pet Peeve:  When people walk in front of someone and stop in front of the person to talk.
Remember Most:  When we went to BIS
Ambition:  To work in Anchor Hocking and make a lot of money.
Hero/Heroine:
Change Name To:  Lori Marie
Favorite Way to Flirt:

Name:  Mark Alan Johnson
Nickname:  Farm Boy
Favorite Food:  beef, pork, chicken
Favorite Song:  The Gambler
Favorite Color:  Light Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  Ind. Arts
Favorite Writer:  Poe
Favorite Artist:  Kenny Rogers
3 Favorite Words:  Go for it!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  notes
Favorite Commercial:  Cookie Crisp
Pet Peeve:  The way some people act around other people
Remember Most:  BU Football team won three games this year.
Ambition:  To be an Ind. Arts teacher, and a farmer.
Hero/Heroine:  Greatest American Hero
Change Name To:  Jeremiah Johnson
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Smiling
Favorite Sport:  FOOTBALL!!

Name:  Thomas E. Johnson, Jr.
Nickname:  Tommy
Favorite Food:  Fish
Favorite Song:  Sunspot Baby
Favorite Color:  Green
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Harris
Favorite Class:  OWE
Favorite Writer:  Bob Sieger
Favorite Artist:  Bob Sieger
3 Favorite Words:  I'm tellin' ya'
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  whispering
Favorite Commercial:  STROHS
Pet Peeve:  Short-haired people
Remember Most:  Flashing the bus
Ambition:  To be a famous & well-known person.
Hero/Heroine:  My Mom
Change Name To:  Amos Malone
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Run naked

Name:  Trudi Jean Johnston
Nickname:  Muffy
Favorite Food:  Pizza w/anchovies
Favorite Song:  Comfortably Numb
Favorite Color:  Violet
Favorite Teacher:  Ms. Alexander
Favorite Class:  OWE
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allen Poe
Favorite Artist:  Pink Floyd
3 Favorite Words:  They're unprintable
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  writing letters
Favorite Commercial:  Stroh Lite
Pet Peeve:  People who think they're better than others; people who talk behind others' back.
Remember Most:  When I was hiding from the track teacher under a car.
Ambition:  To be rich and sit back and watch all the prisses work.
Hero/Heroine:  Robert Redford
Change Name To:  Linsey
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Whistle and grab.

Name:  Linda Kemp
Nickname:  Pint Size
Favorite Food:  Scalloped Potatoes
Favorite Song:  Keep On Lovin' You
Favorite Color:  Purple
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Shorthand II
Favorite Writer:  William Buchanan
Favorite Artist:
3 Favorite Words:
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  telephone
Favorite Commercial:  RC Cola and Kit Kat
Pet Peeve:  4th period freshmen and the wierd noises they make.
Remember Most:  The year we went to FSB
Ambition:
Hero/Heroine:
Change Name To:  Rene'
Favorite Way to Flirt:

Name:  Heather Suzzanne Knox
Nickname:  Jugs
Favorite Food:  Lobster, Pizza, Dill pickles, strawberries&cream
Favorite Song:  Tulips & Heather, All Out of Love
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Funk
Favorite Class:  Chorus
Favorite Writer:  U. C. Andrews
Favorite Artist:  Rembrandt
3 Favorite Words:  I love you
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  letters
Favorite Commercial:  Scope & Easter M&M's commerical
Pet Peeve:  Persons who think they are holier than thou
Remember Most:  Getting suspended 3 days
Ambition:  To be a housewife and mother
Hero/Heroine:  Greatest American Hero
Change Name To:  Jaslin or Brandy
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Talk soft & sweet, stare, and smile.

Name:  Betty Louis Krile
Nickname:  Black Betty
Favorite Food:  Pizza, hot dogs, and cheesecake
Favorite Song:  Love Will Keep Us Together
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Buerhaus or Mrs. Keating
Favorite Class:  Spelling
Favorite Writer:  Laura Ingalls Wilder
Favorite Artist:
3 Favorite Words:
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  by talking and not helping others
Favorite Commercial:  Cat commercial
Pet Peeve:  being teased about a certain guy
Remember Most:  When everyone teased me and I went along with it.
Ambition:  My ambition is to try to work with kids and someday get married.
Hero/Heroine:  Henry Winkler
Change Name To:  Carrie Renee Krile
Favorite Way to Flirt:

Name:  Karen Sue Kuhlman
Nickname:  Klux, KKK Agnus
Favorite Food:  seafood, steak, chocolate cream pie
Favorite Song:  Free Bird, Desperado
Favorite Color:  blue, brown & green
Favorite Teacher:  I like 'em all
Favorite Class:  Journalism
Favorite Writer:  Kathleen Woodwiss
Favorite Artist:  Eagles, Styx
3 Favorite Words:  "What's goin' on?" "Calm down!"
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  telephone
Favorite Commercial:  Budweiser taste buds
Pet Peeve:  Listening to Theresa B. and Jeanette D. bickering about Theresa's stories.
Remember Most:  During the 4th of July parade the band was 25' in front of Jeanette D., marching along, while Jeanette stood by herself in the middle of the road marching in place, by herself with the flag wrapped around her face.
Ambition:  To make it through next year!
Hero/Heroine:  Luke McCahen
Change Name To:  I like mine just fine.
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Wink

Name:  Patrick Alan Long
Nickname:  Pat, Mouse, Patrick
Favorite Food:  Pizza and Spumoni
Favorite Song:  Aurora Borealis
Favorite Color:  Gold
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Keating and Miss Sommers
Favorite Class:  Band
Favorite Writer:  Andre Norton
Favorite Artist:  C.W. McCall
3 Favorite Words:  Music, Friendship, Food
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Newspaper
Favorite Commercial:
Pet Peeve:  Girls who use too much perfume and make-up in order to attempt to be pretty.  Some look nice without make-up.
Remember Most:  I think I will remember the good and bad times with band most of all.
Ambition:  To do my best.
Hero/Heroine:  Spider-Man, and R. Xavier
Change Name To:
Favorite Way to Flirt:

Name:  Randy Lyons
Nickname:  Crash
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  Good Ol' Boys
Favorite Color:  Red
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Harris
Favorite Class:  OWE, relative
Favorite Writer:  Hank Williams
Favorite Artist:  Hank Williams
3 Favorite Words:  No More School
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Long distance
Favorite Commercial:  Meow Mix
Pet Peeve:  Allan Miller's mouth
Remember Most:  Breaking Mr. Pinney's paddle
Ambition:  To be a fireman
Hero/Heroine:  no one
Change Name To:  Crash Gordon
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Real close

Name:  Brett A. Martin
Nickname:  Chunk, Charlie Brown, Spock
Favorite Food:  Pizza, steak
Favorite Song:  "When the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around"
Favorite Color:  Tan
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Hess, Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  Physics
Favorite Writer:  Alan Dean Foster
Favorite Artist:  Kitty Hawk
3 Favorite Words:  Negative, Chong, Sad Get Me out of here!  Too late in the year!  Eat rocks!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  talking on the telephone
Favorite Commercial:  The Strohs commercial in which the UFO visits the old man's home, and the old man says, "Don't surprise me none."
Pet Peeve:  TV commercials advertising feminine protection products.
Remember Most:  Mr. Friend's "rip-out" in Advanced Math class, and the burning of the oil derek" in Physics class
Ambition:  Go to college, become a computer systems analyst, and then, "make the bucks."
Hero/Heroine:  Charlie Brown
Change Name To:  Spock
Favorite Way to Flirt:  The "Natural Way"
Favorite Sport:  GOLF!

Name:  Jerry Miller
Nickname:  Rosco
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  Good Ol' Boys
Favorite Color:  Black & Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Harris
Favorite Class:  OWE related
Favorite Writer:  Hank Williams
Favorite Artist:  Hank Williams
3 Favorite Words:  Don't worry about it.
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Long distance
Favorite Commercial:  Tab (the girls)
Pet Peeve:  Alan's big mouth
Remember Most:  Alan Miller eating Ex-lax cupcakes at Hickory Lakes
Ambition:  To be a mechanic
Hero/Heroine:  myself
Change Name To:  Rosco  P. Coltrain
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Body contact

Name:  Patrick Evan Moody
Nickname:  Flash, Shoes
Favorite Food:  Pecan Pie
Favorite Song:  "The Partie's Over"  "157 Riverside Ave."
Favorite Color:  Purple
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  Metals
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allen Poe
Favorite Artist:  Gary Richrath
3 Favorite Words:  Stroh a party!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  letters
Favorite Commercial:  Diet Pepsi
Pet Peeve:  Burned toast
Remember Most:  When Scott D mistaked Brett Martin's coat for Terry Hughes'
Ambition:  Bo Derek
Hero/Heroine:  Bo Derek
Change Name To:  Rastus
Favorite Way to Flirt:  I don't flirt, it takes too much time.

Name:  James R. Moore
Nickname:  JR
Favorite Food:  Shrimp
Favorite Song:  Hear it From a Friend
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  Government
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allen Poe
Favorite Artist:  REO Speedwagon
3 Favorite Words:  Go fo it
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Sign language
Favorite Commercial:  Cookie Crisp Cereal
Pet Peeve:  People who try to get something for nothing.
Remember Most:  When Hopi's car caught on fire in the parking lot, and, the cast party.
Ambition:  To become the best lawyer this country has ever seen.
Hero/Heroine:  JR, because he reminds me of me.  Annie Oakley, because she was a crack shot.
Change Name To:  JR Ewing
Favorite Way to Flirt:  With my hands.

Name:  Cindy Morris
Nickname:  Rust, Fido
Favorite Food:  Pizza, steak, french fries, dressing
Favorite Song:  Winner Takes All & Take it on the Run
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Keating & Mrs. Moran
Favorite Class:  Family Living & Child Development
Favorite Writer:  Pearl Buck
Favorite Artist:  Barbara Streisand
3 Favorite Words:  ooo-oooo!  ya-who!  what?
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing letters
Favorite Commercial:  Diet Pepsi
Pet Peeve:  The people walking down the halls, slow, thinking that they have all day to get to class.  Girls who smoke in the restroom.
Remember Most:  When we were in 2, and 3 grade, a lot of us kids would hold Diane Dupler and Greg Schneider and make them kiss.
Ambition:  To become a great singer and a superstar.
Hero/Heroine:  Joe Kelly
Change Name To:  Katrina Marie
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Winking, laughing.

Name:  Allen Nutter
Nickname:  Nut "Natural" ha ha!
Favorite Food:  Pumpkin Pie
Favorite Song:  Don't Want No Big, Fat Woman
Favorite Color:  Brown
Favorite Teacher:  (Dan Tanna), or, Dan Harris
Favorite Class:  OWE (Chemistry)  (Sex Education)
Favorite Writer:  John Doe and Ethel Pumpaship
Favorite Artist:  Don't like art, who cares?
3 Favorite Words:  What's it to you?
LeastMost Favorite Way to Communicate:  BODY CONTRACT
Favorite Commercial:  NBC Peacock, PEPSI, Coke adds life to everything like I do.
Pet Peeve:  Doing homework
Remember Most:  Pushing Opel home from Buckeye Lake with the help of Ray B., and Mike B., when it almost blew up.  the Opel days, and, when gas was 55¢ a gallon.
Ambition:  To race motorcycles and to make $300-$400 a week.
Hero/Heroine:  Brother Louie, ABC, Greatest American Hero
Change Name To:  Fred or Reggie
Favorite Way to Flirt:  By being nice and sweet.

Name:  Lori Nye
Nickname:  Shorty
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  Keep On Lovin' You
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Funk
Favorite Class:  Accounting because it's the last class of the day.
Favorite Writer:  Robert Cornier
Favorite Artist:  Don't know any
3 Favorite Words:  For Cliff to say, I LOVE YOU
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing it down on paper.
Favorite Commercial:  The one where the little boys room is a mess, but, he can make his chocolate milk without making a mess.
Pet Peeve:  Having to get up so early for school.
Remember Most:  The last time our class got to go on a field trip, (way back in the fifth grade).
Ambition:  I want to get married and make Cliff a good wife.
Hero/Heroine:  Robert Redford
Change Name To:  Lori Ogg
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Sit across the room and keep looking until he comes over and asks you your name.

Name:  Robert L. Queen
Nickname:  Scrap Iron, Queenie
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  Celebration
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Keating
Favorite Class:  Ind. Arts
Favorite Writer:  Pearl Buck
Favorite Artist:  AC/DC
3 Favorite Words:  Hey There!  So what!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  telephone
Favorite Commercial:  Miller Time
Pet Peeve:  People Gossiping
Remember Most:  When I knocked out Dale Douglas in the sixth grade
Ambition:  To become a carpenter
Hero/Heroine:  Wonder Woman
Change Name To:  Bob King
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Any way I can

Name:  William Nicholas Rudy
Nickname:  Willie
Favorite Food:  Fried Chicken, Mandarin Orange Cake
Favorite Song:  Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble
Favorite Color:  Sky blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Keating, Mr. Dean, Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  English
Favorite Writer:  JRR Tolkein
Favorite Artist:  Hildebrandt Bros.
3 Favorite Words:  No way baby.
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Telephone, writing
Favorite Commercial:  La-z-boy, talking chairs
Pet Peeve:  People who butt into a conversation
Remember Most:  When we won our first football game in three years against Miller High School
Ambition:  To be a commercial pilot with a lot of stewardesses.
Hero/Heroine:  Bilbo Baggins
Change Name To:  Hubert J. Willaby
Favorite Way to Flirt:  I'm too shy to flirt!

Name:  William Todd Ruff
Nickname:
Favorite Food:  T-bone steak and pizza
Favorite Song:  Three Timea a Lady
Favorite Color:  Blue and red
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  Government
Favorite Writer:  William Buchanan
Favorite Artist:  Barry Manilow
3 Favorite Words:  Tuff it
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  writing letters
Favorite Commercial:
Pet Peeve:  Store personnel who always come up to you and pester you, try to force you to buy something, or, "Can I help you?"
Remember Most:  All the reserve and varsity basketball games that I fouled out in.
Ambition:  To become a basketball coach
Hero/Heroine:  Burt Reynolds
Change Name To:  Isaiah Ruff
Favorite Way to Flirt:

Name:  Robin Marie Roop
Nickname:  Rooper
Favorite Food:  Cauliflower
Favorite Song:  Keep On Lovin' You
Favorite Color:  Orange
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Vickroy
Favorite Class:  Phys Ed
Favorite Writer:  John Steinbeck
Favorite Artist:  REO Speedwagon, Styx
3 Favorite Words:  It's been real...
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  writing
Favorite Commercial:  7 UP, Magic Johnson
Pet Peeve:  People who nib into others business.
Remember Most:  Robin Roop and Lida Kader getting suspended from the softball team for ten days.
Ambition:  To get a degree from college.
Hero/Heroine:  Scrappy Doo
Change Name To:  No changes
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Eye to eye contact.

Name:  Vicki Schmeltzer
Nickname:  Vic
Favorite Food:  Pizza, and shrimp
Favorite Song:  "Cashmere"-Led Zeppelin
Favorite Color:  Yellow
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Lanning
Favorite Class:  Journalism
Favorite Writer:  Richard Peck
Favorite Artist:  Steve Martin
3 Favorite Words:  Who really cares?
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Reading lips from across the room.
Favorite Commercial:  Diet Pepsi-"Now you see it, now you don't!"
Pet Peeve:  People that pick their nose.
Remember Most:  My zipper broke in gym class in 8, or 9 grade while the class was being graded on square dancing.
Ambition:  Go to Ohio State University and major in physical therapy.
Hero/Heroine: WoodyHayes, or, Slim Whitman
Change Name To:  Angela Elizabeth
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Trip 'em!

Name:  Eric von Schmidt
Nickname:  Brother Louie
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  Too Much Time  Back In Black
Favorite Color:  Blue and Brown
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Hess
Favorite Class:  Physics
Favorite Writer:  T. S. Eliot
Favorite Artist:  Styx and AC/DC
3 Favorite Words:  Love, Chance, & Ladies
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  None, communication is my specialty.
Favorite Commercial:  Budweiser taste buds, in action.
Pet Peeve:  3.2 Pabst, and no being 21, when there's nowhere to get a quick fake ID.
Remember Most:  The camp-out at Scott V.'s house when Christ V. and I spoke to the white flowers that tripped us, the summer of '80, and March 30, 1981.
Ambition:  To go to Bethany College, get a good job, and marry a certain person that formerly lived in Bethany.
Hero/Heroine:  John Hinckly, Jr.
Change Name To:  Brother Louie Smitty
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Wink or smile-at someone in 5 period studyhall.
FAVORITE SPORT:  BASKETBALL OR FOOTBALL

Name:  Gregory A. Schneider
Nickname:  Greggy, or Sneid
Favorite Food:  Prime Rib
Favorite Song:  Celebration
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Hess
Favorite Class:  Adv. Math
Favorite Writer:  Milton
Favorite Artist:  Boxcar Willie
3 Favorite Words:  Too late in the year, Get me out of here!  I wanna go home!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Talking on the telephone
Favorite Commercial:  Shake-n-bake
Pet Peeve:  People who are two-faced.
Remember Most:  Geometry w/Mr. Carpenter
Ambition:  To be a millionaire
Hero/Heroine:  Superman
Change Name To:  Clark Kent
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Eyes.

Name:  Catherine Ann Sheets
Nickname:  Swirlie
Favorite Food:  Spaghetti
Favorite Song: The Way We Were
Favorite Color:  Pink
Favorite Teacher:  Miss Johnson
Favorite Class:  Band
Favorite Writer:  Margaret Mitchell
Favorite Artist:  Barbara Streisand
3 Favorite Words:  Go eat one!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:
Favorite Commercial:  McDonald's
Pet Peeve:  Guys that are prejudiced and conceited!
Remember Most:  When the Berne Union Band had pride and discipline, and the only thing we got was superiors and firsts.
Ambition:  To become a nurse and help work in first-aid.
Hero/Heroine:  To Wopat
Change Name To:  Audra Kay Smith
Favorite Way to Flirt:  With dreamy eyes.

Name:  Raymond L. Shonebarger
Nickname:  Butch
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  You Light Up My Life
Favorite Color:  Red and black
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  English
Favorite Writer:
Favorite Artist:
3 Favorite Words:  Intoxication, liberate liquor
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Shaking your head.
Favorite Commercial:  Pepsi commercial.
Pet Peeve:  Being on time
Remember Most:  Getting drunk
Ambition:  Getting married someday
Hero/Heroine:  Steve Martin
Change Name To:  Gregg Johnson
Favorite Way to Flirt:

Name:  Rebecca Jane Shumaker
Nickname:  Billy goat
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  Keep On Loving You
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Moran
Favorite Class:  Home Ec.
Favorite Writer:
Favorite Artist:
3 Favorite Words:  yes, no, maybe
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:
Favorite Commercial:  Pepsi
Pet Peeve:  Ray being bad.
Remember Most:  Having free days.
Ambition:  Working with goats
Hero/Heroine:  Mickey Mouse
Change Name To:  Robbiey Ann
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Writing notes with no name.

Name:  Malinda Ann Sigler
Nickname:  Mindy
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  Stoned Blue
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Harris
Favorite Class:  OWE
Favorite Writer:  Jimmy Page
Favorite Artist:  Led Zeppelin
3 Favorite Words:  Let's get stoned.
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Letters
Favorite Commercial:  Little Kings
Pet Peeve:  School
Remember Most:  Milk shake fight with Graig and  when me and Diane D. skipped school and I was climbing the fence and ripped my pants.
Ambition:  To be rich some day.
Hero/Heroine:  Clint Eastwood (fox)
Change Name To:  Daisy
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Pinch 'em

Name:  Mark Slaten
Nickname:  Alcatras
Favorite Food:  Hash brownies
Favorite Song:  Cross Town Traffic
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  None
Favorite Class:  OWE
Favorite Writer:  unknown
Favorite Artist:  J. Hendrix
3 Favorite Words:  Let's party brother
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  telephone
Favorite Commercial:  None
Pet Peeve:  cops
Remember Most:  Getting wasted and seeing the senior class play
Ambition:  To start my own cult - for women only.
Hero/Heroine:  Ashley Roachclip
Change Name To:  Hemmorhoidal Itchba
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Any way I can!

Name: Donna Kimi Smith
Nickname:  Ding
Favorite Food:  All food!
Favorite Song:  Freebird, Good Lovin' Gone Bad, The Load-Out, You Shook Me All Night Long, Take It On the Run.
Favorite Color:  Red
Favorite Teacher:  Several
Favorite Class:  Accounting
Favorite Writer:  Kevin Cromin & Tommy Shaw
Favorite Artist:  REO, Styx, Journey, Bad Company, etc.
3 Favorite Words:
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  by mail.
Favorite Commercial:  Dr. Pepper
Pet Peeve:  monotony
Remember Most:  winning the Oktoberfest, athletics, Jr./Sr. Powderpuff Soccer, Kurt's birthday party, the class play, Brett Martin as my pregnant wife, my locker raids (especially the pig-tail Mr. Dean).
Ambition:  To get better than Bill Rudy, to become an accountant, and to meet Paul Newman.
Hero/Heroine:  Paul Newman
Change Name To:
Favorite Way to Flirt:  indirectly
FAVORITE SPORT:  Volleyball, Basketball, Softball.

Name:  Scott Snoke
Nickname:  Pokey, Poke
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  Roll With the Changes
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Huston
Favorite Class:  Physics
Favorite Writer:  John Milton
Favorite Artist:  Jackson Brown
3 Favorite Words:  Kill 'em, Get me outa here!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Talking on the telephone.
Favorite Commercial:  Shake-n-Bake
Pet Peeve:  Trying to walk through the halls before homeroom.
Remember Most:  Geometry class, Mr. Friend's rip-out in Advanced Math.
Ambition:  Become an electronic engineering technologist.
Hero/Heroine:  Motocross Cat
Change Name To:
Favorite Way to Flirt:  In the dark.

Name:  Robert T. Theller
Nickname:
Favorite Food:  Pizza
Favorite Song:  Take It Easy
Favorite Color:  Red
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  Government
Favorite Writer:  Heinlein, Asimov, Tolkein
Favorite Artist:  Pat Benetar
3 Favorite Words:
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:
Favorite Commercial:  The Pepsi Commercial
Pet Peeve:
Remember Most:
Ambition:  To retire before I'm 40
Hero/Heroine:  Ralph Hinkley
Change Name To:  Shorty
Favorite Way to Flirt:  At the drive-in!

Name:  Deborah Ann Thomas
Nickname:  Deb, Dizzy, Mrs. Waughop
Favorite Food:  Shrimp & Scallops
Favorite Song:  Celebration
Favorite Color:  Pink
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Lanning
Favorite Class:  Journalism
Favorite Writer:  Mark Twain and Day Taylor
Favorite Artist:  The Eagles
3 Favorite Words:  Domby, Well, guess what Mr. Lanning, I did'nt get it done.
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Writing letters.
Favorite Commercial:  Oscar Meyer
Pet Peeve:  People that are hard to get along with.
Remember Most:  Senior class play cast party, and, the night before skip-day.  Also, being basketball manager and walking in on Greg. S.
Ambition:  To be the first female admiral in the United States Navy.
Hero/Heroine:  Abraham Lincoln
Change Name To:  Lily Waughop
Favorite Way to Flirt:  With my eyes.

Name:  Jerry Lee Thrush
Nickname:  Joe
Favorite Food:  Steak, pizza
Favorite Song:  Best of Times
Favorite Color:
Favorite Teacher:  Mrs. Ety, Mrs. Ety
Favorite Class:  Government
Favorite Writer:  Edgar Allen Poe
Favorite Artist:  John Lennon
3 Favorite Words:  Take it easy
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  WRITING
Favorite Commercial:  7 UP
Pet Peeve:  Brown-nosers, underclassmen
Remember Most:  Toilet-papering Knicely's house
Ambition:  Make the most money, with the least amount of work.
Hero/Heroine:  James Bond
Change Name To:  Abdul
Favorite Way to Flirt:  In the dark.

Name:  Christopher M. Verdow
Nickname:  Veed
Favorite Food:  Piza, fried chicken, Reese Cups
Favorite Song:  Free Bird, Hells Bells
Favorite Color:  Black and gold.
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Hess
Favorite Class:  Physics
Favorite Writer:  Kurt Vannegut
Favorite Artist:  REO, Lynard Skynard
3 Favorite Words:  Go for it!  Boom baby!
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Carrier pigeon
Favorite Commercial:  Budweiser tastebuds
Pet Peeve:  2-faced people, 3.2 Pabst
Remember Most:  Flag-raising at OSU.  Burning oil derricks, my second party, and the football homecoming dance.
Ambition:  To be a millionaire and own Saudi Arabia
Hero/Heroine:  Mr. Hux
Change Name To:  Rockefeller
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Very closely
FAVORITE SPORT:  BASEBALL

Name:  JoAnn Whittington
Nickname:  Jo-Jo
Favorite Food:  Mashed potatos and gravy
Favorite Song:  Best of Times
Favorite Color:  Baby blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Dean
Favorite Class:  Journalism
Favorite Writer:  Ernest Hemingway
Favorite Artist:  Styx
3 Favorite Words:  Good for you
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  telephone
Favorite Commercial:  Coke and Pepsi
Pet Peeve:  People who start crude rumors just to get back at others.
Remember Most:  My first week at Berne Union.
Ambition:  To become a nurse.
Hero/Heroine:  Linda Carter
Change Name To:  Mary Ellen
Favorite Way to Flirt:  None

Name:  Michael D. Wright
Nickname:  Spike
Favorite Food:  Steak
Favorite Song:  Undercover Angel
Favorite Color:  Blue
Favorite Teacher:  Mr. Hess
Favorite Class:  Biology
Favorite Writer:  Louis L'Armour
Favorite Artist:
3 Favorite Words:  Good ganook, nick gahobin
Least Favorite Way to Communicate:  Letters
Favorite Commercial:  McCollough chainsaw and the little beavers
Pet Peeve:  Being told what to do, by someone who has nothing in it but their nose.
Remember Most:  The day I seen Randy Lyons !!! kiss a girl in the hall!!!!!!
Ambition:  To be the one to succeed, and I will!!!
Hero/Heroine:  Howdy Doody.  HA! HA!
Change Name To:  Phyllis George?
Favorite Way to Flirt:  Gosh! (Each and every way, no sense in being picky)

    We were on our ninety foot yacht, with fishing poles and beautiful ladies, when in the distant horizon there appeared a helicopter.  When the helicopter arrived, we discovered Gerald Carney and Allen Nutter, our stockbrokers.  They had come to inform us of our stock explosion in Mary's Store back in sugar Grove.  So, eric and I decided to return to Sugar Grove, where we had attended school 10 years ago.
    Off to the airport we went.  Private pilot Dee Henderson fired up our space shuttle and co-pilot, Teresa Deeds assured us a safe trip to Sugar Grove International Airport.  We boarded our shuttle and our stewardess, Diane Dupler served us T-bone steaks and Lowenbrau.
    Upon arrival we found the Village People entertaining at the airport.  Lead singer Jerry Miller and group members Alex Daubenmire, Patrick Long, Rob Theller and James Moore were singing their new hit single.  Personal chauffeur Kurt Downhour had picked us up at the airport and now, in our 1991 Limousine we headed through town.  Out of nowhere we were sideswiped by David Drumm in his 1991 solar powered Mustang.  Patrolman Tommy Johnston sped to the scene.  When the ambulance arrived, we found Randy Lyons, Mark Slayton, Alan Miller, and Curt Poston, working for the Sugar Grove Paramedic squad.  We were rushed to the hospital.  On the way we found Nanette Hiatt, Betty Krile, Francis Myers Barton, Marsha Noice and Heather Knox, all busy at work for Deeds Dairy.  We arrived at the hospital and found Robin Roop had become a nurse, Jo Whittington was still a candy striper, and Theresa Bowers had married Gene Friend and had become a nurse herself.  After a brief check up by Dr. Randy Behrens, and a knee and ankle check up by Jerry Thrush, we left the hospital.
    On our way to see our brokers we past by the home of Karen Kuhlman, now Mrs. Shull.  She was chasing cattle.
    Since we had been fortunate enough to survive our accident, we decided to thank the Lord by stopping at a church and praying a little.  We walked in the door of saint Mary's church and talked to Father Ray Boerslter, who was followed by his nons Mindy Sigler and Trudi Johnston.  As we gazed at the beautiful scenery, we noticed that Mark Johnson had painted the walls and was building a new altar; so, we prayed a bit and left.
    We had our stock meeting at Smitty Restaurant, owned by Donna Smith.  We were served by a fleet of waitresses consisting of Debbie Griggs, Rory Glenn, Teri Awalt, Patty Cass and Vicki Schmeltzer.  Our brokers told us that the reason for the business boom at Mary's was a computer system worked out by Greg Schnieder and Brett Martin.  They also told us that our branch stores, ran by Sherri England, Shena Hiles, Scott Heston, and Laura Nye were doing well.  Right then, three people entered with masks on and said to hit the floor.  It was Mike Wright, Pat Moody and Terry Hughes.  We were being robbed.  Then their head man Chris Verdow, came in and emptied the register.  Finally they sped away wuth Mark Diddle driving the getaway car.  When the S.W.A.T. team arrived on the scene, we recognized some of them as our old friends from school, Scott Snoke, Gina Ventresca, Greg Azbell and Mark Ash who all made out the report.  We left, but before we did we were informed that we had a water leak in our Sugar Grove store; so, we went to the Pipe Outlet and talked to Greg Armstrong about it.  While we were at Greg's, we saw the local alumni street gang, Steve Cox, Scott Davis and Dean Groves take care of some Lancaster boys our front.
    That night we went to a theatre to see a musical play, in which Cathy Sheets and Debbie Thomas sang for us.  They performed with Beth Gutekunst playing lead role and co-starring Polly Hagan and also, Cindy Morris sant the final song, before we made our exit.
    We stopped at the P&B Bar for a drink, when we met up with Charles Braden and Dean Borgan, so we talked.  After the conversation, we watched a national speech by President Todd Ruff and Becky shumaker as Vice-President.  Their motto was "Goats for it."
    Leaving the bar, we was Bill Rudy and Bob Queen on the corner trying tosell themselves.  Driving along, a poster of Ida Swackhammer as "The World's Most Famous Wrestler" stuck out at us, and especially Jenny Ervin as her manager.  She was supposed to wrestle Ray Shonebarger for the overall world championship.
    Since our Limousine was shipped back for repair, we had to take a taxi to the airport. Darrin Tippens picked us up to fo and when we arrived at the Sugar Grove International Airport, we past 3 of the worlds most famous models, Dannette Drake, Patricia Coffil and Mindy Beale.
    We boarded our plane and went back to our unique yacht.  "I just couldn't believe Eric, because on the plane ride back, he just kept on saying, 'that was some wild trip!'"  Who knows, someday, some way, this may come true.

Can you imagine Greg Armstrong flaming a baby?

Can you imagine the Physics class acting civilized?

Can you imagine not being "buried" in Mr. Lanning's Senior English Class?

Can you imagine everyone understanding what's going on in Advanced Math class?

Can you imagine Debbie Thomas being quiet, shy, and still?

Can you imagine Diane D. and Brett being married to each other?

Can you imagine Cathy Sheets having to kiss all the Senior guys?

Can you imagine Debbie T. not brown-nosing Mr. Lanning?

Can you imagine Alan N. and Bryan B. keeping their pants on?

Can you imagine Polly Hagen not living at the Alpine?

Can you imagine Dannette Drake knocking down doors?

Can you imagine this year's Senior class going "bonkers" over only getting one studyhall?

Can you imagine the Senior class being anything but dull?

Can you imagine Teresa Deeds not happen to find certain articles in her locker?

Can you imagine Greg Armstrong owning stock in the U.S. Tube and Rubber Company?

Can you imagine Brett M. with the nickname of Bob?

Can you imagine Brett with long hair?

Can you imagine the six grade boys attacking the girls in Mrs. McGrew's coat room?

Can you imagine Cathy Sheets wearing baggy leotards?

Can you imagine Donna Smith getting drunk?

Can you imagine Marsha being sweet to all the teachers on test day?

Can you imagine Terri Awalt not walking fast?

Can you imagine Donna with blonde hair?

Can you imagine Kurt D. not having a car load?

Can you imagine Kurt D. eating breakfast in home room?

Can you imagine the halls not being filled with seniors during 2nd period?

Can you imagine a perfect attendance in 1st period college English class?

Can you imagine hostages being held in Mr. Hess's physics class?

Can you imagine Mindy Beale driving sensibly?

Can you imagine M.N., A.D., S.E., M.A., J.T., T.Ping Mr Knicely's house?

Can you imagine Mrs. Ety's 1st period English class learning English?

Can you imagine Alex D. going to the restroom to get out of running the mile?

Can you imagine Steve cox and Patty Cass in the back seat of Marsha Noice's car?

Can you imagine Cindy Morris not making a pass at Dean Groves?

Can you imagine Jeanette Dounour going a whole year without thinking she had to go on a diet?

Can you imagine Terry Hughes being tall and skinny?

Can you imagine Allan Nutter graduating?

Can you imagine Barney lighting an oil derek in Physics class which cost Barney, Eric and Chris a rear end smoker?

Can you imagine Debbie Thomas being on time and working in speech class?

Can you imagine Donna Smith being quiet?

Can you imagine Terri Awalt without lips?

Can you imagine Jeanette Downour and Howie on a happy fishing trip?

Can you imagine Nanette Hiatt not talking?

Can you imagine Karen Kuhlman not shaking her foot?

Can you imagine Teresa Deeds studying the right chapter for a test?

Can you imagine seeing Terry Hughes' eyes when he smiles?

Can you imagine Mindy Beale not wagging her tail?

Can you imagine Ray B. passing his Senior year?

Can you imagine Jeanette not driving Big Blue

Can you imagine all the Seniors drinking the water and getting The Disease?

Can you imagine Barney being 3'6"?  Drummy being 7'2"?

Can you imagine Brett Martin having pointed ears?

Can you imagine Diane Dupler being a slob?

Can you imagine Allan Nutter being valedictorian?

Can you imagine Debbie Thomas becoming a nun?

Can you imagine "J.R" Moore becoming the leader of a gun-control lobby group?

Can you imagine Cathy Sheets saying something flattering about men?

Can you imagine Scott Snoke not turning hysterical when a crude comment is made?

Can you imagine Mr. Friend serving as stand-in for the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

Can you imagine Miss Sommers asking Mr. Friend to go to the prom?

Can you imagine Mr. Lanning in a Brillo-Pad commercial?

Can you imagine Allan Miller flying through the air with the greatest of ease?

Can you imagine Mrs. Ety's first period English class having any parties?

Can you imagine Hopi inviting basketball players and cheerleaders to a beer party?

Can you imagine Cathy Sheets not being dressed up even with jeans on?

Can you imagine Bryan Barnhart not saying vulgar things in Government Class?

Can you imagine pictures of the Senior(cast) play party?

Can you imagine 6th period Government class not being crude?

Can you imagine B.M. with an older woman?

Can you imagine out of school suspension?

Can you imagine Sherri E. with a pot belly?

Can you imagine JoAnn W. not talking about Lester?

Can you imagine Fran M. being single and wild again?

Can you imagine Charles Braden going with a certain girl that went to this school last year named Carol McAfee?

Can you imagine Brett Martin being called H.H.?

Can you imagine Greg Armstrong thinking manure was spelled banure?

Can you imagine Greg Armstrong short and fat?

Can you imagine Shena Hiles not liking F.S?

Can you imagine Pat Moody not sleeping the rest of his life?

Can you imagine Ray B. passing OWE next year?

Can you imagine Alpine Polly not going to the Alpine on weekdays?

Can you imagine Bret Martin flunking?

Can you imagine Fran Barton having straight hair?

Can you imagine Bryan Barnhart getting a rebound?

Can you imagine Allan Nutter passing the ball?

Can you imagine Marsha Noice not buying a new purse?

Can you imagine 1st period English not having a party?

Can you imagine David Drumm not wrecking homes?

Can you imagine Ray B. not being up to something?

Can you imagine Debbie Thomas in the Navy?

Can you imagine Theresa Bowers being able to walk in high heel shoes without tripping?

Can you imagine "What you see and what you hear, when you leave, leavi it here", actually being left there?

Can you imagine getting into trouble for just wearing a shirt?

Can you imagine the Varsity Track Seniors not being crude, or Brett not asking the girls if they want to get lucky?

Can you imagine  Donna and Bill not fighting about something trivial?

Can you imagine Greg Armstrong not thinking that every girl at B.U. is hot for his bod?

Can you imagine Any girl at B.U. actually being hot for his bod?

Can you imagine that this typist typed 101 "Can you imagines"?

The high school band strikes up the march,
And walking two by two
In caps and gowns, the graduates
Move slowly into view.

Fresh faced and young with eager eyes
That focus hopefully beyond their narrow
little world
On what is yet to be.

The boy "most likely to succeed"
Is certai that he will.
the classroom scribe just wants the chance
To prove her writing skill.

The football captain's sights are set
On bigger fields to play.
The "prettiest girl" would like to see
Her name in lights some day.

The would be doctor plans to hang a
shingle on her door.
The prize debater wants his words to reach
the Senate floor.
All standing on the threshols where dreams
will soon compete
With life's demands and challenges that
everyone must meet.

And as we watch them walking, slowly
two by two,
We pray that God goes with them
Whatever they may do.

And that they keep within their hearts
Each step along the way
The spark of hope that lights their eyes
On graduation day.

Fight for Berne Union
Our Team must win
Fight to the finish
Never give in Rah! Rah! Rah!
You do your best boys
We'll do the rest boys
Fight of a victory
B - U - H - S
Loyal and true
We pledge allegiance to you
This is our motto:
We are all for one and all for Alma Mater
Here's to our school
Forever more may she rule
For ever more you will find us
Always loyal and true!

Oh, hail Alma Mater,
We pledge our faith to thee.
In sunshine, in starlight,
We shall thy glory see
Maroon and gold thy glorious colors
Ever we praise and hold them
High to the breeze as a symbol of our highest allegiance
To thee, then Berne Union this anthem now we praise
As down through the ages we shall thy glory praise.