You Might Be Watching A Dub If...
This will tell you if you're watching a dub (english translated anime) or not. If you want to submit any entries/ideas go to my policy page. I would love submissions. --WolfSpirit
By CT
#1 - Characters get drunk on "tea" (Tenchi Muyo!)
#2 - People take baths in bathing suits (again, Tenchi Muyo!)
#3 - Blood is black (Dragon Ball Z)
#4 - Bad characters never die, they just go to the "next dimension" (Dragon Ball Z)
#5 - It sounds like Barney the Dinosaur escped from the insanitarium and did a voice for an expendable character (Daala, from Ronin Warriors)
#6 - 'Cousins' gaze deeply into each others eyes (I think we all know who I mean.)
#7 - A decent voice actor has been type-cast into doing huge-robots-destroying-things roles for the rest of his career (Quatre [Gundam Wing], Amaro [Gundam], and Harry [Zoids])
#8 - Any and all relationships are treated like the plague, and similarly avoided (Cardcaptors. Also guilty of the 'cousins ' thing ['Zachary' (Yamazki) and 'Chelsie' (Chiharu)])
#9 - Nelvana had anything to do with it.
#10 - "Blast it," is considered an expletive (WAY too many to name)
#11 - Underwear magically appears and floats. (Dragon Ball)
#12 - Sa-KOO-ra, Madison, Li, Julian, Tori, Chelsie, Rika, Nikki, Zachary, Eli... enough said (Cardcaptors)
#13 - You're watching Kids WB (Oh wait, no, that should go under "You're DEFINITELY Watching a Bad Dub")
#14 - The editors slipped up; one of the character's names DOESN'T change, and it's a cause for much head-scratching (Hotaru in Sailor Moon)
#15 - Silence is bad - the audience apparently has the attention span of a goldfish, so the characters must ALWAYS talk. (Again, it's just not worth naming them all.)
#16 - Characters don't fight, they 'push.' (Joey and Tristan,Yu-gi-oh!)
#17 - It has three movies, which all had theatrical releases (Pokemon The Movie, take One thousand, three hundred. Make it STOP!)