What tha...?© {^_^} Humor Story


Summary: What the hell is Rell and Druex doing in there?!?

Starring: Druex, Jarell, De'Mario (Mario), Omari

No more Chapters, only a one Chapter story!!!

Setting: B2K on tour and they are at a hotel, you know the hotels that connect to another room, you know where the have a door and when you walk threw the door you in the utha room, I hope you get me. Well instead of the usual, Omari & Druex, Rell & 'Mario. I changed it to Omari & Mario, Rell and Druex. Read on!!!
Druex: OWWW!!! RELL PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT!!!
Omari: (Listening at the door) Yo Mario!!!
Mario: (Sitting on the floor) What!?

Omari: I think Rell and Druex are doing sumthin!!
Mario: Yeah Relaxing, like you should!!

Omari: Whateva!! (Listening throw the door)

Druex: OH MY GOD, RELL TAKE IT OUT!!!
Rell: I am, would you stop yelling!! I'ma pull it out slow or else its gon' hurt.

Druex: I DUN CARE, just pull it out!!! (Scream)

Rell: It's so tight!!!

Omari: (Laughs)
Mario: Mari... what are you laughing at?
Home Omari: Come and find out!!!

Mario got off the floor and walked to the door with Omari,

Omari: Here take dis cup, and listen!!! (Handing Mario a glass cup)
Mario: (Laughs)

Omari: Listen!!!

They both put the cup up to the door and they ear to the cup and listened to Rell and Druex.

Druex: (Screaming) PUT IT BACK IN!!! PUT IT BACK IN!!!

Rell: I can't Druex!!!
Druex: No don't take it out, please don't take it out.

Rell: I have to Dru or else it's gon get infected.

Omari & Mario: (Laughs)

Mario: I knew dey was gay!!!
Druex: (Crying) I dun care Rell, it hurt when you takin it out!!
Rell: Who said this was gon be easy!!! I almost got it out!!!
Druex: OWW!!!

Rell: Druex stop acting like I ain't done dis before.

Mario: Dayum!!!

Druex: I can't help it, it hurts everytime.

Omari & Mario: (Laughing)

Rell: Aight lemme turn it to the left, dun move cuz you'll bleed.

Omari: (Mouth opened wide from shockness) I can't believe he done this before!!!
Druex: Aight!! But if I bleed dats yo ass!!
Omari & Mario: (Laughs)

Mario: Rell must be putting a hurting on dat boi!!
Druex: AAHHHHH!!!!!!! STOP IT, STOP IT!!! I can't take the pain no more. Just leave it in there!!
Rell: Druex... No! If I leave it in there it will get infected and fall off!!
Omari & Mario: (Bursting up with laughter)

Druex: Ok, OK, Just do it slowly.

Rell: Aight!!
Druex: Oww!!
Rell: What?
Druex: It's getting bigger.

Rell: Druex shut up!!! I almost got it!!
Druex: Thank god... (Screaming like a big baby)
Rell: Druex!!! Druex!!!
Druex: What?

Rell: It's out!!
Druex: Ooohh dats a big one!!
Omari & Mario: (Laughs)
Rell: Man wateva!!
Druex: Get off me!!!
Omari: Dayum!!!
Rell: Aight now wrap dat up and I'm gonna go see wassup wit Omari and Mario!
Druex: Aight!!!
Rell: (Opens the door that connect to Omari and Mario's room) What are you two doin?

Omari & Mario: (Stuttering) Umm... Um...

Mario: We heard some noise and wanted to know what was goin on?
Rell: Oh (Druex comes out beside Rell and lays his shoulder on Rells) I was getting a splinter outta dis big baby's finger.
Druex: (Show dem his finger)