Autolycus asks Hercules if he can accompany him to the opening of Greece’s first bank. The king of thieves even promises not to rob it. Hercules knows that Autolycus’ word is good so he lets him come along. Once in town, Hercules and Autolycus are directed to the town saloon, where the Sheriff is awaiting Luscious Deluxe’s afternoon show. While Luscious performs one of her sexy song n’dance routines, Autolycus reveals to Hercules that she is his ex-wife. He then explains that when he was younger, Luscious and him would do jobs together. Their heist of a bust of Cleopatra went sour and Luscious got caught. Since they agreed to cover for one another if one of them was ever caught, Luscious took the fall for her husband. Autolycus let her remain in prison instead of trying to break her out. When Luscious finishes her sexy number, she goes over to her ex-husband and knocks him silly. Later, when he comes back to the saloon to try and make amends with her, she plants a huge, unexpected kiss on him. Unbeknownst to him, she stole his grappling hook in the process.
The Sheriff is leery of the king of thieves being in town for the opening of the bank until Hercules assures him that Autolycus won’t rob it. Just when it seems Hercules can get a rest before the big opening, a clumsy man called Klunter tries to impress him with his so-called “sneaking” abilities, wanting to prove he can be a good sidekick. Awhile after, he tries to prove he can be a “master of disguise” by dressing up as a cow as Hercules passes by the town stables. While Hercules isn’t impressed, a “horny” bull sure is!
In the morning, Hercules is shocked to learn that Autolycus has gone back on his word as the bank has been robbed and his grappling hook was found at the scene of the crime. When Hercules confronts Autolycus about the robbery, the king of thieves admits to having robbed the bank. The town posse takes Autolycus to jail. Later on, the Sheriff informs Hercules that since the money hasn’t been recovered, Autolycus will hang for his crime. Hercules asks the Sheriff to give him some time to try and find the money. The Sheriff agrees to give him until dawn. Hercules goes to see Luscious, whom he suspects Autolycus is covering for. When he mentions that the bank robber didn’t get the “best stuff”, her eyes light up like diamonds. After he leaves the saloon, he follows her to the bank vault. She soon realizes she has been setup since there is no loot. Luscious tells Hercules that she just wanted to get even with Autolycus for not getting her out of jail. Since deep down she doesn’t actually want him to die, Luscious agrees to make sure the money is returned. As Hercules and her return to the saloon to get the money, they are confronted by Kuff and Linc, the other two members of Luscious’ threesome. Luscious decides to disband her gang by helping Hercules fight them off. After retrieving the money, Hercules and Luscious arrive at the town square just in time to save Autolycus from his necktie party.
In the end, Luscious and Autolycus decide to work out their differences. Hercules tells Autolycus that he helped Luscious get a loan at the bank so she can purchase the saloon. After Hercules tells Autolycus a little bit about the banking business, the king of thieves seems to have found a new interest. Hercules tells him that he may have finally found his calling.
Starring: Kevin Sorbo (Hercules)
Guest Starring: Traci Elizabeth Lords (Luscious Deluxe), Bruce Campbell (Autolycus), John Sumner (Sheriff), Glen Drake (Klunter), Stephen Hall (Posse Leader), John Palino (Emcee), Steve Cleary (Kuff), Patrick Kake (Linc), Bob Johnson (Barkeep), Mark Nua (Executioner), Danny Phillips (Vendor), Abbey-May Mortimer (Waitress)
Written by Vanessa Place & Liz Friedman
Directed by Charles Siebert
Trivia: This was the last episode filmed.