This summary is from the old Studios USA site. It was written from the viewpoint of Jack Stiles:

So, things all took a turn downward when Croquie told me about his inability to send certain things upward. His wife was coming to town, and Croque was nervous about satisfying her. As it turned out, Nappie was planning on making Camille governor if her husband couldn't raise the dead (or, as I should say, by this point - revive the fossilized...) Emmie naturally insisted we help Croque with his prowess, considering this Camille would be far more threatening than Croquie as governor...

Em and I were walking in the woods later, when we spotted the Governor and his wife being attacked by bandits. Naturally, I had to pull out the Dragoon, and save the helpless ones. (Who knew Camille would become obsessed with bedding the virile Dragoon in the process?) That's when Em decided we had to go buy a vile of "Spanish Fly" to ignite the flames of passion between the governor and his bride. We went back to the lab, where Emmie concentrated the mixture, after which we got into a little spat about who would take on the unfortunate assignment of administering the potion. That's when the vial fell and broke, releasing powerful scented fumes...

All I can say is - I've never felt so....so....so...Oh God!....I turned and saw Emmie and she might as well have been the last woman on earth, on an earth ruled by an edict to mate...She never looked so luscious - her lace trim...her skin....Yes!!! Sin ! Sin! I needed a cold shower (and I should say...so did she!) Anyway, it took everything in me -- but I had to get to the Governor's mansion, and ignite their flames. I gave Croquie the Dragoon's costume, told him getting it up would involve suiting up, and told him to meet his wife at a brothel. (This felt like it was in keeping with the Dragoon's tastes...)

Everything got a little unbridled, when Brogard showed up for his own dirty little appointments, saw Croque and mistook him for the Dragoon. Naturally, I had to steal the costume back, and deal with Brogard - at which point Camille showed up... I told her to follow me up the stairs, and ran ahead of her to find Croque and put the costume back on him. As planned, Camille thought Croque was the Dragoon all the while, and the two of them had a roll in the hay - for which I imagine Croquie (infused with the Dragoon's virility) gave Cammie the ride of her life...(Though, unlike the Dragoon - he had a go at it once, and only once...)

Emilia and I still suffered from the serum we had ingested, and had to quarantine ourselves away from one another. As I write this, I sweat and think of Em's succulent ....(Oh, I must excuse myself...)

Starring: Bruce Campbell (Jack Stiles), Angela Dotchin (Emilia Rothschild), Stuart Devenie (Governor Croque), Stephen Papps (Captain Brogard), Shemp Wooley (The Voice of Jean-Claude)

Guest Stars: Ingrid Park (Camille), Keith Adams (Bandit #1), Fiona Samuel (Female Vendor), Georgia Duder (Madame), Asa Lindh (Maggie)

Written by David Ransil
Directed by John Laing