This summary is from the old Studios USA site. It was written from the viewpoint of Jack Stiles:

So I was sunbathing on the beach, relaxing, when who should knock me in the legs, but the scruffiest looking vagabonds I've ever seen. When one of them mentioned my scar, and how I got it (the peephole in the convent situation) it became all too clear these were my old buddies: Lewis & Clark. Apparently, they had been stranded on a desert island for a while and were convinced they had just landed on the shores of Oregon. (I have to say I got a little nervous when they planted the American flag into the and did their explorer's dance of joy...) I took them back to Emmie's house and showed them a newspaper, reading 1801 -- they still seemed convinced, though that the Revolutionary War wasn't over. Imagine their reaction when they met my little crumpet, Emilia. All I felt at that point was something hit me on the back of my head....

Naturally when I woke up, Emilia had her underwear in a tizzy, because not only had we been tied up by Lewis and Clark (who obviously thought I was part of some conspiracy to keep the true historical facts from them -- Imagine!... me getting my history confused!!!! Lord, what will they accuse me of next!!!!), but one of Em's weird chemical contraptions was about to explode. Our dirty little parrot flew arrived in the nick of time, as Em instructed him to pull the red wire on the contraption -- naturally Jean Claude is colorblind -- so the tension was kind of thick for a bit there... The frenchie pigeon pulled through, though, and gnawed us out of our ropes...

We headed to Croque's place, that we were sure Lewis and Clark had mistaken for British headquarters. Sure enough, they tried to storm the place on their own. Croquie had been the victim of a lot of assassination attempts -- or so we inferred when we caught sight of him in a full suit of armor (oh, yes -- and there was that puppet he was talking to....) Anyway, Croquie The Paranoid assumed Lewis & Clark were behind the attempts, and so ordered them to be executed at dawn....

I swear, trying to convince Emmie to help me save Lewis and Clark took some serious persuading. I mean they were always there for me when I was a kid, ready with a ball...or a nudie pic.... My girl came through, though, and of course had an idea up her dainty sleeve. She brought that contraption that had almost killed us to the execution the next morning, and sat right next to the armored Croquie... I stood behind the bushes, as she attached a cable attached to a mini-electricity generator to the governor. I turned the machine on, and Croque became a human magnet (not exactly in the same way a certain Dragoon is, though!) Anyway -- things got more unbridled than an alehouse on St. Patty's Day! The men raised their muskets to shoot my misguided explorers, when all the bullets flew over to Croquie, and stuck themselves onto his armor. There was no time to waste -- the Dragoon made his appearance and saved Lewis & Clark from the firing squad.

Jean Claude (I'll stop calling him "pigeon" now, I swear) came through again, and brought back a letter from the president of the good old US of A telling Lewis and Clark that they did indeed land on the wrong continent. I bid them farewell, and sent them off with Sacajawea, a woman who was sure to help them with their directional skills. She told Em something totally unfounded about how men respond to short commands better than anything else. (I have to say that Miss Crumpet's well-bred diction was gone for the next few days)

Starring: Bruce Campbell (Jack Stiles), Angela Dotchin (Emilia Rothschild), Stuart Devenie (Governor Croque), Stephen Papps (Captain Brogard), Shemp Wooley (The Voice of Jean-Claude)

Guest Stars: Patrick Wilson (Lewis), Peter Rowley (Clark), Vanessa Rare (Sacajawea), John McKee (Husband), Katrina Misa-Downey (Wife)

Written by Kevin Maynard
Directed by Chris Graves