The Rickey Lake Show

by Me!

   Rickey: Welcome to the Rickey Lake Show. Today we have a special guest stars from the All ladies cello band: Rasputina!
Audience: *applause*
Rickey: Today, we will be focusing on Rasputina's secret Hidden Talents! Let's meet the current band members, Melora Creager, Zoe Kneatings, and Jonathan Tebeest!
Audience: *more applause*
Rickey: Hello!
Melora: Hi
Jonathan: yo
Zoe: Hello
Rickey: So what has inspired you to make Rasputina Melora?
Melora: Umm.. I guess a lot of factors. It just seemed cool at the time and I wanted make something I don't hear that I want to be hearing.
Rickey: What is natural for Rasputina to go under the Victorian looks? Or is it just for kicks?
Jonathan: heh.. kicks
Rickey: So how did you get into Rasputina Zoe? Umm.. I looked into Rasputina's history and it's said that you came in the last minute when Kris left in the fall tour.
Zoe: Yeah.. Melora asked me to join in the band when Kris left because she didn't want to disappoint her fans so I thought I would take the chance.
Audience: awwwwww…
Rickey: Well, today's topic is Rasputina's hidden secret talents. Zoe, would you like to start off?
Zoe: umm.. sure. It's not much of a talent though.
Zoe stood up and gently twisted both her wrist, disjointing them from the rest of her body. People stared at her with amazement while she worked on her ankles, neck, hips and legs.
Audience: ooOOOOOOOooooo! *claps*
Rickey: Wow, now is that something you taught yourself how to do, or does it come naturally?
Zoe: can't… talk… must.. attach neck back…first
SNAP!
Zoe: whew! Oh no, this is something I was born with and I later polished by ability.
Rickey: Wow.. that's truly something, isn't it audience? Doesn't the audience think so?
Audience: Whhhheeewwww! *claps wildly* 
Rickey: Okay, Jonathan, how about you? What is your hidden talent?
Jon: umm.. I will need some milk in order to perform it.
Rickey: no problem! Let's bring out the milk!
Big muscular man with sunglasses brings a glass of milk out: It will do your body good
The Audience eyed Jonathan carefully. Jonathan pulled on this eyelids with his fingers, flipping them inside out while added some milk into his eyes.
Audience: ooOOOooo!
Soon, Jonathan looked at the audience with his eyelids flipped out. When he freed his eyes from his fingers, milk squirted across the room.
Audience: eeeeEEEEeeeks! *claps*
Rickey: huh.. interesting. You can squirt milk from your eyes…
Jonathan: that's not all, I can do it another way too!
Jonathan drinks what if left over from the cup and milk and turns red. Within seconds Jonathan's watered with milk and he became squirting out to the audience.
Audience: *claps*
Audience girl #1: Hey! Get out of my way! It's my milk! Jonathan squirt it at me!
Audience girl #2: nuh uh! It's my milk! He was obviously squirting it at me!
The two girls began to roll around on the ground while everyone else ignored them.
Rickey: Okay, I guess that leaves us with you Melora. What hidden secret talent do you have?
Melora: As many of you know, the cello is one of the greatest passions of my life. After many years, I decided to looked into the cello a new way, and nice new aspects of it.
Melora pulls out her cello, tightens her bow, and rosins it carefully. She quickly tunes her cello and sits straight up on the chair. The audience looked at her silently while she quickly placed the bow in right foot and the finger board with her left. She used her hands to hold onto the cello on both sides while her toes began plucking the strings and playing a beautiful song.
Rickey: wow!
Audience: ooooOOOooo! *claps*
Audience boy #1: MELORA! WILL YOU MARRY ME?!
Other Audience people beat him up while Melora continued to finish her song.
Rickey: why! That's lovely! How on earth did you learn to do that?
Melora: oh well, it took a great long time to learn how to do it. With some help from other cellist, I was able to master this ability.
Audience: *claps wildly*
Rickey: well, we have a special guest for you guys this afternoon.
Rasputina: oh really?
Rickey: yeah, and I'm sure Rasputina Fans will love it too. Let's bring out our special guest today!
Out came Julia, AG, Nana, and Kris.
Melora: oh my god…
Rickey: that's right! We had some people look for all the former members of Rasputina to join us today. We'll see they're hidden talent is after this messages/
Will the former Rasputina cellist hold grudges against the new ones? Will Melora hold grudges against them? What is their hidden talent? We'll find out.. in the next Rickey Lake show.